For the last week it has been super hot. You get in the car and immediately you make that all to familiar face. You know what I am talking about. The one that you would make when you approach a campfire. You kind of wrinkle your nose up, shake your head and pull your neck back as if you have stepped in to hell itself. As I write this I am peering down at the bottom of my FireFox browser and see the weather forecast. All that appears is this little thermometer red and on FIRE. It reads Fri - 99, Sat 100, Sun 101 and Mon 100. Not to mention the humidity that makes if feel hotter. So I recommend you go home, crank the A/C up to the point frost is created on your windows, turn on fans and sip some ice tea as you watch some movie that has snow in it. As I close out this meaningless post I will leave you with this:
It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!
It's Africa hot!
It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.
And the famous...
It's hotter than blue blazes!
Stay cool you all!
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