Really ? Tiki Torches?

A few days ago we were at Walmart waiting in line to get an online order. Now in Murray you pick up your orders in service desk area. Every time I get in line at the service desk I have to nose around and see what kind of returns they have. I worked at Walmart for 6 1/2 years and have seen my fair share of "you've got to be kidding me!" returns. Let me make a list of things I have seen back in the ole Wally World Days.

1.) Used pregnancy tests with the claim they didn't work. Whatever...
2.) Guns AFTER deer season that just didn't seem to shoot right.3.) Crossbow that Walmart didn't even sell.
4.) Ceiling fan that looked as if it burned in a house fire.
5.) Items with price tags literally stuck on the item from another store.
6.) Dead Trees
7.) Dead Fish

The list could go on forever. Back to the story now...As I peered over the counter I saw this:


Seriously?? A Tiki Torch? I asked the worker and she explained that the customer claimed that at the slightest breeze it would catch on fire. Apparently there was a hurricane force wind in Murray, KY that I didn't know about. I mean really the one on the left appears that it caught fire and almost burned to the ground. The other is just missing the top. Or maybe they used one to beat the fire out of the other. Who knew that Tiki torches were objects of fiery terror. Well everyone be aware...or be informed that Walmart will take back your idiotic mistakes. So when we start working on our new home I will return the band-aids that didn't hold the blood off my injured body part.