Chicken Wings and Roaches

Yesterday me and my brother went out to eat for lunch. Of course I wanted to go somewhere to get Chicken Wings. So we go to the restaurant and order a basket of chicken wings and some fries. While eating we were discussing major events in the world (probably not). All of a sudden I noticed a roach crawling on the seat behind him. I interrupt John to notify him of this varmint that is crawling behind his back. John looks around for a second and then spots this vile beast. Not knowing what to kill it with he grabs the sugar packet holder. With a loud "BANG!" he smacks it against the wall. One would think this would defeat this insect. But no...... it wounded him but death was not certain. So then John exclaims "The darn thing is still alive" (edited for minors). He smacks it again with the holder again which finally sends it to it's grave. The funny thing is that the second time sugar packets spilled all over the floor.

Needless to say we continued to eat our wings but with a little more care. Yum...Roach wings!