Hi My Name is Jamie...

....and I have road rage. Today was not good for my condition and I failed miserably. It all started after I pulled out of a gas station at Walmart. Some older gentleman attempted to beat me out on the main lane and almost side swiped us. Then almost immediately another older man pulled out right in front of me. I honked and drove like a fool for about 30 seconds afterward.

Well all went well until after Hannah's little cheer leading performance at the Calloway County High School game. We decided to eat at Wendy's in Murray. I do believe Wendy's parking lot in Murray was designed by one of Satan's Demons. Why do I say demons? Because it could always be worse and I figure one of his chumps did it. Anyway... We are leaving this parking lot and I notice the drive through was backed up and they were also unloading a truck. We were waiting our turn when some fool attempts to back into us and then nose his way in front of us. I pulled ahead and was going to run him into the HUGE black ball of parking lot snow and Buffy brings to my attention there are kids in the car. Also we don't need to wreck a car. Anyway right after that I trail his butt and turn on my brights. After on the four lane I blow by him in a gray blur.

A few minutes later I receive some information from my wife about my rage. Actually all of it was true and I should have done things differently. So now I will attempt to practice control. I was granted permission to use my horn as a small out.