Thursday, March 23, 2006

Neva the Diva.

At the visitation for Buffy's grandmother tonight I was blessed with another appearance from "Neva the Diva". This lady, old as she is, one of the most spunky straight foreword people you will meet. If she doesn't like you she will tell you. Everything from her is hilarious to me. You must know her and who she is to not be offended by her.

Standing at 4 foot and nine inches talk. Weighting 90 pounds and a champion talker we have "Neva the Diva....." Here is a few comments from last night.

"If I don't like you I will just tell you"

"At 16 years old I packed my bags and told my mom I was leaving home. My momma said no you are not...I said just watch me!"

"When I had knee replacement surgery the next day the doctor came in and saw me putting my clothes on to go home. He told me that he wished I wouldn't go that I needed to stay and be monitored for 3 days. I told him that he could wish all he wanted but that my ride was out there and I am gone in 3 minutes"

"Look at "so and so (name protected)" they cry all the time. I ain't gonna sit there and listen to that"

"Ola and Jesse where the best of the bunch!" (While another brothers wife was sitting right there)

These brief but straight foreword comments would be initiated by a light smack to the forehead.
Oh me.....what a lady!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Poor Aunt Neva.