"Sunday" Nisha and the gas and go

Well my niece Denisha "Nisha" has started college. Look out MSU you have another buffy.jr entering your gates. I sometimes think that these two were cut from the same mold. My wife Buffy did very well in College. That is why I married her she has the brians (lol). Anyway this past week our telephone lines have been lite up like a Christmas tree. Poor nisha.... :( LOL. She was put in the wrong class. She needs a different book. It seems that the madness wont end. A very important note here is that she has a boyfriend in college too. He tries to help her but you know how that is Guys. Back the subject at hand. I think finally with some patience and help from my bro she will be fine in the book area.

I preach today. Well that means I have to get out of the house earlier than usual. That didn't happen. Then I look down at the unfriendly gas guage and see our little friend. Yes that is right the all too familiar yellow light. This usually doesn't cause alarm because I can go a good way on the hydroplane defeating monster of a car I have. But since I left church Friday with the light on I figure this won't last me another 30 min trip to the church. I drive a a decent speed with little a/c (conserving gas). I pass stella market place and of course it is closed. The I begin to formulate in the ole noggin. If I go to Speed way that is the closest to a pit stop that you can get. Once again pulling out the nascar skills (Nascar agents I keep missing your calls). I whip in the pump area being sure not to hit any crew members...not wait that is not what they were....they were other people gasing their cars up. I then jump out with a quick fast draw of the ole ATM card I pay. I then pump 4 dollars...because this is a gas and go....no time for a fill up. Then I get my reciept and jump back in the car. This all took less than 5 mins. I figure that is good .....and I wasn't late for church.