Well the yard has gotten out of hand (my fault). So I was outside in the blistering heat mowing. Although at that height some might consider it bushhogging. After that there was some much grass I had to practically bail it to make sure my yard doesn't look trashy.
While in the midst of doin' some yard trimming with a push mower I hear "Jamie!!". I look over to see my wife in distress. The first thought was one of the kids is missing a limb. So I shut the mower off. She then proceeds to explain there is a spider in the sink. I then let go of the push mower (which rolls in the creek somehow). I proceed in the house thinking the whole time "I can't believe I have to come in to kill a spider.
There it was one of the largest brown recluse (spelling?) I have seen in a while. The first thought was spray. I hit him with hairs spray all the while buffy is telling me that her hairspray is expensive. Good point, but also it didn't seem to phase this monster of a beast. So then I take my shaving cream bottle and proceeded to pound his little body into pieces.
I have to admit I think this spider could have stood a chance against transcula (spelling?). So my manly duties is finished for the day. Think I will relax and watch some Nascar and grunt. ARrr ARrr.
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